Among the moral influences on my childhood, and that of my fellow English countrykids, was Hilaire Belloc's 'Cautionary Tales for Children'. Entering the Land of Nod at night to the story of Jim who ran away from his nurse and was eaten by a lion, or Matilda who said lies and was burnt to death,…
Que?
The English language often lags scientific progress. We still 'turn on the radio', even if none of us have seen a dial in years. When my kids were growing up, I always reminded them to 'pull the chain' even though toilet flush mechanisms had long been more user-friendly. And today, our computers offer us the…
Bog standard (almost)
Charles Dickens's fecund imagination allowed Pip's benefactor Magwitch to return to England from transportation to an Australian penal colony, albeit at risk of judicial execution. By all accounts, thanks to the triple-knot of location, location, location, escape for real-life transportees wasn't all that simple. What the desperate convicts of the nineteenth century needed was the…
Tell it like it is
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet'. That quote from Romeo and Juliet has occupied my thoughts this last week. As an Israeli judge found recently, the concept is only a 'truth universally acknowledged' to the extent the rose is inarguably a rose. And, in the process, the learned gentleman took pains…
Dead Wrong
It's bad enough that, thanks to the controversy surrounding Brexit, the average Briton no longer lives with peace of mind. From April 1 they will no longer die with peace of mind. A headline-grabbing exaggeration perhaps, but probate fees for opening a file to deal with a deceased person's estate are due to jump from…
Ain’t no Bonanza
Jay Leno once went walkabout in New York asking innocent passers-by if they could name a country beginning with the letter 'U'. Apart from the usual camera induced deer-in-the-headlights non-responses, a few bright sparks came up with Uganda and Uruguay. At the close of the piece, as the camera faded out, Leno was heard asking:…
Prospecting for tax
If you hear the term: 'sans frontieres', it is odds on that - after 'French' - the first thing that will come into your mind is 'Medicins Sans Frontieres', that truly remarkable international humanitarian medical NGO founded in 1971 and based in Switzerland. Add to that 'Avocats Sans Frontieres', the human rights lawyers, and a…
Monkey business
In its relentless efforts to clean us all up, the Israeli Tax Authority has just thrown another spanner in the works of the well-greased black market. Meek householders faced by odd-job men demanding cash as they flex their bulging muscles, not to mention seasoned mafiosi and disgraced politicians, will be questioning my timing. Surely, the…
Nexus, shmexus
In my halcyon days as a tax adviser, a client conference meant lots of numbers thrown at a stark white screen via an overhead projector, the small audience looking pale and bored under the harsh fluorescent lighting. We, the professionals, were geeks that nobody wanted to talk to unless we were saving their cash, or…
Embrace the Model Treaty
When wheelchair bound 'Ironside' star Raymond Burr walked confidently down the aircraft steps at Lod Airport in 1974, the reaction of the Israeli public was something akin to the second coming. Still caught in the long shadow of the Yom Kippur War, Israelis were far closer to Tom Brokaw's 'Greatest Generation' than consumerist 1970s Western…
Tax Break 